Mom goes behind me and reinvents all of my decorating but there are a few she could not change.
She doesn't have but one picture and she decided not to put that in because it is just a section of what was then, brand new carpet that I tore and dug up trying to get under the door and get to her where she was sleeping after coming off the midnights. Mom had worked 16 hrs and need to sleep fast and undisturbed for 4 hrs and then go back to work so she closed the door. No more. That door stays open no matter what!
But I do fur everything up. Even the sheets are full of my efforts, i.e little fur balls stuck to the sheets. ALL over. And the couch, the chairs, and the carpet. There is another cat growing under her heavy oak bed. I clog the sucky monster and she gets to give green papers to someone to unclog it.
My litter is tracked onto said chairs, beds, just anywhere as a loving reminder of me..a beautiful Lady Cat. I am her personal taster too. I lick the butter off her toast to make sure it's not poisoned. I lick the tub of butter to be sure! I assist everyone with their meals too.
I fur up her clothes too..just another service I provide. A Lady Cat's work...never done.
I also provide alarm services, did I tell you? AND I put my wet fuds onto the wooden kitchen floor to showcase how well she feeds me. I want everybuddy to know how my mom loves me.
Just a few services I provide. xoxo
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I put some of my greatest efforts into decorating the kitchen floor with scraps of my fuds. Oh my Cod, mom is always anticipating being embarrassed if somebody comes to the house unexpectedly and sees that!
Admiral, you are a one-cat remodeling crew! Your mom is sooooo lucky!
ps: You know exactly how our mommeh felt about the flood; she was totally stressed out about how skerred we are, and worried sick about leaving us alone all day with the fans while she is away at work.
Good stuff sweet Admiral, I completely forgot about the scattering litter thing, bravo!!!
Poor your mum now I know why I got a distress phone called from your mum in middle of night:-)
I can tell you funny story Admiral, One day I visit my friends home and I sat on her living room in sofa, I make short for a long story... there next day I went to check it up my post box there one of my neighbors with scream to said "what happened your jumpers?
It was FULL of fur balls stuck in my black color of jumpers:-)
But I never mentions to my friend and she still has lovely cat and a dogs as well:-)
Enjoy your day with your mum.
xoxoxo
I'd be glad to have you come over tonight and fur up some of MY beds, Admiral! ;-o
It's really a crime that the Humans destroy so much of our good work. Sigh.
You sure are busy, Admiral! Your Mom must really appreciate all of the wonderful things that you do for her:)
We love you so much and we thank you for standing by us during Tristan's big scare. She now takes her thyroid medication by having it rubbed in her ear!
Excellent, Admiral! We forgot about taking the wet food out of the bowl and dropping it onto the floor. :-P
-Fuzzy Tales
Great service, and what a wonderful life. I think most cats might not appreciate the obsessive cleaners that quickly vanish all familiar cat traces around the house.
Excellent, Admiral! Only a master decorator like you would remember subtle, but oh so classy touches like wet fuds on the floor and tracking litter everwhere. :)
We think with all that floof you must be a fabulous decorator, Admiral!
Admiral - there is no doubt that you are a master floor designer. We also decorate the kitchen floor with morsels of food to look like mosaic -unfortunately our mum has no sense of style either!
luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Myst says she cannot wait to see the beautiful paw-print designs you will put on the new table :)
We love you soooooooooooooooooooo very dearly, gorgeous and sweet Admiral!!
Thanks for being my "eyes" on my blog. I guess Google is still working on the problem. I re-installed the photo from the Web Album.
Hugs,
Mandu
Oh, Scratching the carpets, me never thought of that! Thanks Admiral Hestorb!
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Nellie
Admiral, it sounds like you do a great job! I wish there were photos of your work - I'm sure they would be an inspiration.
I misssed this post for some reason Admiral. I do want to take time to thank you for all of the furry nice things you do for mom. :-)
xoxox
I'm sure you do a lovely job!
what a thoughtful cat you are for your mom :)
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