I am a regal feline who rules over all I survey. I command the flagship of the fleet, the S. S. Extra Helping.
I received my Ph.D. in Advanced Fancy Feastology from Tuna Pounce University (TPU) located in fabulous Fur Vegas.
I am currently single and living at my palatial estate in the mountains. I have a dedicated staff of human servants who try to please me. If they are fast enough with the milk saucer, I offer purrs.
And, for the record, I am opposed to the concept of vets and I adamantly oppose being transported to vets for the nefarious purposes of shots and/or baths.
What are you waiting for?? Serve me more Fancy Feast now.
