Kitties! I had to RUN FOR MY LIFE yesterday! I did! I had gone into the kitchen, selected a morsel of dry fuds to eat and strolled into the living room to one of my scratch pads. Mom came out of the kitchen too, but she saw me on my pad and I saw her looking at me! She said a shocking thing, kitties. It sent cold chills through my bloods. She said "I'm gonna eat you for supper!" YIKES! She said it again and she was looking right AT me! I opened my eyes as wide as I could get them open and I did what I had to do..I ran for my life!
She pursued me, kitties! There was no escape. I flew into the spare room and she came all the way up to me and I fled back down the hall.
Then, the worst of all! She said "I know where your steaks are on ya"! And kitties, she laid me on my side and grabbed my steaks and started munching on them! She really DID! I thought I was a goner! Would there be any tender meats left for me to use the rest of the day or would she eat them all?
Luckily my purring calmed her blood lust and I managed to get her to quit munching on my sides and give me kissies instead.
It was touch and GO, kitties. Whew! I barely escaped with my life. I had to drag this keyboard into the other room and type to keep her off me this morning!! This is me, looking for a path of escape in case she goes purrazy again this meowning!
Guardedly yours,
Miss Admiral
44 comments:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO that's just WRONG.
wait, why is our the mom laffin and laffin?
It sounds like your Mom is suffering from serious spring fever! Should one of us teleport over to guard you?
Purrs,
The Chans
GASP! Close call Admiral. What gets into these oomans now and den! How dare she!
Admiral it seems that you have had a furry lucky escape. Can you put a collar and a bell on her so you are warned of her approach???
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Wow! You really had a narrow escape. You keep a sharp eye today to make sure is back to normal.
OMC, your human has flipped! Crossed the line, fallen off the edge of sanity! We'll have to marshal a rescue, Admiral!
-Fuzzy Tales
Our mom wants to nom our bellies! What is up with that? Geez. We are glad you escaped your mom's clutches! What a close call indeed!
Two words Admiral:
Scouty. Stewpot.
Be afraid.
When we saw your photo, we thought..."Little Miss Muffet sat on her Tuffet", and maybe your mom is just happy you have some 'meat on your bones'??
I iz amayzed yet again by teh power of teh purr!
good grease!! izz she zombified? a catibal? be furry alert!! we likes hannah & lucy's idea;-)
seriously, we bets she's efurr-so glad that you are out an' about again that efurry moment is delicious to her an' she just got a little carried away!
MOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mamas can be soooooooooo crazy at times, but we knew you would prevail gorgeous Admiral. xxxxxxx
Sounds like a lot of fun Admiral...I may eat one of my kitties tonight!!!
Poor Admiral. We may have to send our big mancat Tommy over to protect you!!!
Oh no sweet Admiral, did you Mom get into your appetite stimulant meds again????
Ha ha to what Brian said. But, really, Admiral, I think Mom is just having games with you. Sometimes humans have a funny way of playing.
Oh no Admiral! We're so glad you calmed her with your purrs so she didn't eat you all up! We know you are scrumptuous and it seems your mom agrees!
OMC! We must be sisfurs with that sense of humor of yours! Pop always says to me "I could have you for breakfast, lunch and dinner" but has never actually nommed on me. Of course, if he did, I'd scratch his eyes out cos I DON'T GET MAD, I GET EVEN.
Goodness Gracious!!!! Your Mommy really did that! Me would have used my claws!!!!
But me must admit, yous do look cute enough to eat.
Kitty Kisses
Nellie
Dear Admiral,
I does my heart good to read this post. I am so glad you and mommy had a play time.
Hugs for you both!
OH NO! OH NO! Oh dear, Miss Admiral, we're afraid we've been tricked, and we accidentally got you to do something BAD. You see, when you were posting about your mom wanting you to eat, we encouraged you to eat. But OH NO... CRAP! She was just trying to fatten you up SO SHE COULD EAT YOU!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Come to our house, QUICK!
Those humans; like they don't get enuf to eat? Honestly, mine could stand to lose quite a few. You shouldz feed her more fudz. Maybe then she won't be tryin to nomz you.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Guess that Mom of yours knows where all the good parts are ...
Uh oh, Admiral, that doesn't sound good! Mom always says she would like to eat us up - and sometimes she gives us a nibble or two - but she's never really eaten us. Do you think your mom was joking? Hey, by the way, come on over to our house and look at the cat whose picture we posted yesterday. He's got a hat almost as cool as yours!
I'm happy for you Admiral BUT really hope that last for a long time.
Big Hugs to both,
xoxoxox
Admiral, In some way, Your mommy is so sweet : )
xoxo
Admiral your story sounds like it has the makings of a good horror movie. Attack of the Mommy Monster! Of course in the end you would be victorious.
Mama is laughing, which I find disturbing. I've been highly suspicious of her from time to time and for good reason. You're right to be on guard, Admiral!
Scouty says: Two words--"stew pot"!
Miss Admiral
Sounds like your Mom is like mine. She loves all over me and I keep telling her I am too BIG for that kinda mushy stuff but it doesn't deter her one bit!
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
purrin
xoxox
OMC, how frightening, Admiral! Occasionally my human says something to the effect of, "I'm so hungry I could eat a kitty!" but she is joking. I hope.
OH MY! We came over to meet your gorgeous fluffyness and we're gonna hang around on account of we wanna be furrends an all, but we gotta admit...we're kinda scared of your mom... Did maybe she run outta people noms?
Oh Admiral! It sounds like your mom was having some fun with you! At least we hope that's what it was!!
Wait... there are kitty steaks? ::Mom Licks Chops::
Why don't you teleport over here and we can both hide from our moms!
Wow that was a close call - hope she won't try that again!!!!
Cats of Wildcat Woods
We think your mommy was just funning you, sweet Admiral! Our mommy and daddy tell us they want to just eat us up, too. But they never do. They just give us smoochies and hugs instead! :)
Sammy and Moosey
Awe Admiral, Your mom loves you too much too gobble you up, accept with a whole lot of loving. She took a fabulous photo of you. Nice capture of you by mom. :)
your Mom just can't resist your delectable sweetness!! You ARE made of sugar aren't you?
xoxoxo
Caren is right, Admiral!! You are so cute it would be hard for anyone to resist gobbling you right up!
You'd better order some pizza or something. Have it delivered just before she comes home. That will distract her.
Nite nite, my Sweet. I hope Mommy exercised some self control. Perhaps she could give you, you know, a baff instead? Just don't let her put the bitey on you.
Admiral, I am absolutely speechless! Your mom sounds like a monster! Why do you put up with her? Hannah and Lucy have had the idea that might just save your life! Put a bell on her and steer well clear! Kitty stakes indeed. The nerve!
Sounds like your Mommy is just as IN LOVE with you as our Mommy is with us=that's what ours always says anyway; sometimes she tells us she just wants to eat us up=we get kisses and squeezes all the time...Maybe our Mommies get in our nip when we aren't looking??...So glad you are doing well, sweetie...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
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