Ah...I have an appointment at my Doctor's office tomorrow at 1000 hrs. I have pretended that I do not know this, but let me assure you that I indeed SO know and I am prepared to take all measures against the occurrence.
I know her, my Attendant. She will go whisking casually through the house acting completely normal..she thinks. I can easily sense her uneasiness and I see her eyes shifting over toward me to see where I am so that she may swoop down and scoop me up at the awful time when she plucks me...struggling and pulls me away from whatever it is I am clinging to. I hate going there to that place away from my home. The last two times it was a full range blood test "for my own good" and a urinalysis I'll be bound! Bah! Humbug! Bas Cess on her and all she has in her household. I will not be handled that way unless I am forced.
Luckily for me, she is wary of forcing me and shrinks at my howls. Ha Ha. That is my best weapon. The best weapon is not that after all on second thought. It is my hiding under the bed...my early morning nap don't you know. NO way in heaven can she pluck me away from under the bed. The other times, I was unfortunate enough to be sojourning on the bed and so she came at me while I was all unaware of what was waiting for me. It took me several days to trust her again. The idea!
It would appear that I must have this thyroid problem taken care of before I sail the seven seas again..so...I may relent and let her catch me. I will report when I can.
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Good wishes to the fine feline.
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