My attendant decided to copy a friend and do a post on her own blog, not mine, regarding twenty mundane things about herself. I cannot do that as there is absolutely nothing mundane about me.
I have eaten well today, slept well and in between those times, I have planned a sea voyage. I have missed the salt air and the wind in my fur. I had my attendant sew an elastic band onto my Admiral's hat so that it would cease falling into the sea. What a bother. I have to send my humans in to retrieve it and sometimes I lose a human. That creates a lot of paperwork, hence, we have the elastic band. It is rubber actually, as elastic has not been invented yet.
My fangs have become faintly yellowed from lack of barnacle chewing. That barnacle chewing is what keeps them sparkling and that is a cosmetic reason I wish to go out to sea again as I am out of barnacle supply at this time. I also have an edict from my own Ruler to sail, conquering new lands and while sailing, I will take the time to see my family members who are in other Lands.
I have to ready myself for a patrol in this home. A report will be forthcoming. Stand by and...avast! Me Hearty! Stuff like that! Ahoy!
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