Sunday, April 19, 2009

Ahoy, ye land lubbers, ye!

My attendant was not well several evenings ago and thus not as able to serve me and my needs. So, I did the right thing and positioned myself at their feet so as to put myself into service for them as they have done for me so often. It is the way of the SW. She showed all of us by example.

However I have otherwise been quite busy at my desk drawing up plans and causing my ship to be refurbished as it has been several months since I was on a mission. I grow weary of staying here.

More importantly, I must needs attend a problem. Yesterday, I sent a runner out on my behalf to complain about the tiresome behavior of the rats I have in the cage next to my desk. They are there to power the device I use for communication. The rats are paid well by their company and by me. I see no use in these constant breaks and lying about eating, they are taking and thereby interrupting my conversations with Princess Katherine. How extraordinarily embarrassing. If I had been on the communications device with the Supreme Wirdle..I would have been summoned to the Palace for a dressing down, and it not my fault.

I heard back via runner that the Rat Seller would be here today to see about the problem and address the remedy with the already well paid rats. We will see. I may have to petition the SW for remedy. THEN the company will be sorry, I dare say.

I have work to finish before this evening is done. So I will bid you goodbye for now. My claws are almost permanently tipped with ink from all this writing.

Admiral Hestorb

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