Thursday, September 8, 2011

Fursday Meowning and the Torties are Stirring


I asked Mommy to take that cussed X apart and put the two pieces in different rooms. That way, it can't come together again to trick me! Imagine dumping beautiful me two times! That was two times too many and so the green papers she gave away for it will be put to use providing me with a lay down pad and scratcher should I desire. *fumes*

Mommy said she wondered if she was fueling my bomits with the new FF extra gravy meals. I never laid those traps before..I just used the old being a cat "log" in the way to trip over to catch introoders previous to those lovely new FF fuds I so love. We will see. Mom is feeding me the 'old' FF. I comin' to see you...watch for me. Leave the light on.


27 comments:

Whisppy said...

Extra gravy = Extra bomits...maybe?
Boomie says HE'll come over to help you rip apart that awful X.

Random Felines said...

Someone here bombed mom this morning and grossed her out too!!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Beyootiful Admiral, we hopes mom has the extra bomits figured out and that dreadful X is drawn and quartered! Hope to see you over at our blog! Mommy is sending a kiss to that gorgeous floofy bellah! xoxo

Terry's Tete-a-tete said...

That would be too bad. Especially if the new FF fuds are very very good. Maybe mixing a little new with the old and easing into the diet may be the trick.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Bomits are nasty both for you and for your mom - especially if her foot goes in one! Perhaps it might be worth following Terry's Tete-a-tete advice and mixing them to see if that helps.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Cathy Keisha said...

That X seems to be nothing but trouble. TW is glad I don't like the new FF gravy food. I'll only eat the FF grilled food and my Luna Tuna. xoxo

Angel Simba said...

Admiral, I think you and Mommy may be onto something there about the fuds and the bomits. It also sounds like you are going to approach it scientifically to see if it stops when you switch back. I hope it does.

Sounds like a smart approach with the X too!

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

We're watching for you, gorgeous Admiral.

xxxxxxxxx

Mariodacat said...

Sweetie - I'm happy you finally gave upon the X thingy. Now you'll have to places to relax on or scratch on instead of one - and the won't try to DUMP you.

Brian's Home Blog said...

We always have a light on for your pretty one!

Cat Wisdom 101 said...

We'll be waiting with mousebreath.

GreatGranny said...

I'm glad Mom never bought me that X thingy, but I don't haf to sharpen my claws. I just pretend to. I think your Mommeh has the bomit thing figured out. Mom loves your floofy tummy, sweet Admiral.
xoxo Kassey

Pandafur said...

Iz haz left teh catio door unlocked so come on in - I'll be on mai tree watching they birdies or takin a snewz xxxo

Annie Bear said...

I think your mom might be on to something with the bomit fueling. The gravy tastes so good to us that sometimes we eat it way too fast and then up it comes. Sorry about the X but I guess it's in the past. Enjoy your day, pretty girl!

p.s. It looks like you have a fresh Plague Ratsie. Ours has lost its wonderful stink.

Beth said...

Sweet Admiral perhaps the gravy ff might be too rich for your elegant tummy. The bomit traps are meant to catch intruders and not mommy.

xoxo

BeadedTail said...

That's very clever to make your X into two pieces! We don't want you to get dumped off it ever again!

We hope your mom figures out why you're leaving those bomit traps! You look very cute laying there with the rat!

CATachresis said...

Question is Admiral, do you want gravyless bomits? Not so much fun! Was a bit mystified by some of your words ... like FF fuds?? Anyway a broken X is really a Y ain't it?

xox

Admiral Hestorb said...

FF Fuds are my Fancy Feasts...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Admiral
We think that is a good idea about the x
You need one that is flat and I bet you would love it.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

One time my human got some food supplements for me that were supposed to be good for my digestion, and she decided to give it to the other cats too, figuring it wouldn't hurt. Well, Binga threw up her dinner every time she got the supplement mixed in! So it is possible that a diet change could be making you set all those traps. It's worth looking into!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Extra gravy may be a little too much for you.

Truffle

Daisy said...

Good riddance to that X. It was a menace!

Gigi said...

You need a nice Ess, so much safer than that X!!!

Darling, perhaps you loves your new fudz a little TOO much?? It's so unladylike to GOBBLE, ha ha ha!

Oh, don't be mad! You know I loves you!

Donna said...

I wish they made catnip for dogs. That would be dognip! :)

The Island Cats said...

Admiral, we hope you don't bomit too much now.

Michiko Johnson said...

You have choice but not too much gravy Admiral..
Love you.
xoxoxox

Margaret said...

Hi, gorgeous.
I am back!!!
We want to thank you and your Mom for worrying about us. We had 3 storms in a row. Maybe the next one will go to Texas where they need it!
Mandu

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