When she got up this morning and it was still very dim in the living room as she passed through on the way to the kitchen to feed me..then is when she saw my carefully thought out and laid out plan.
I planned it all carefully and executed that plan in the night when introoders are most likely to come in and scare us! Mom saw the cleverly placed pools of bomit in four places on the living room carpet. Now Kitties, that took some doing! Traps extraordinaire! Introoders with bare feet or mommy for that matter, would likely be snared by any one if not ALL of my traps.
I was so proud of myself that I had a hearty breakfast of chicken and tuna in my favorite "meaty bits" and I had a sup of cold skim milk..and...some Pounce! Ahhhh...life (and mommy) is good.
Mommy said not to inclood pitchurs of my traps. That's hardly fair when I took such care with them. But..she has the thumbs and so I have to accede to her wishes on that matter.
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You are nothing short of pawsome, Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful Admiral....we all love you and your mom so very much!!!
xcellent werk!
A girl after my own heart!
A smart, but messy, idea, Ms. B ;-).
Dearest Admiral Hestorb,
What a great way of trapping introodoors! Me does that sometimes too, but now we has a puppy, Mommy gets quite irritated as the puppy eats it!!
Kisses
Nellie
I am sure mommy was thrilled. Reminds me of the old 70's cat song, "Tiptoe through the Bomit" by "Tiny Kitty." LOL What a way to start the day. May the rest of your day, and your mommies be purrrrrrrrrfect.
Hugs and Purrs to the both of you.
Dianne :)
Clever Admiral! My mommy almost always steps (barefoot) in my bomit! Hahameow!
Star says, "Wow!! I knew that you were the most beautiful and intelligent Princess on the planet but now I must bestow on you the title of Ninja-in-Training!! ::kitty kisses:: I'll be right over to groom your lovey furs and teach you some more ninja moves to delight your mom."
Oh, poor mommy and poor you. I hope you are feeling ok and it was just an upset tummy.
xoxo
Very good! Did your Mommy step in it? No? Hmmmm, something obviously went wrong.
Wow, Admiral, we're very impressed with your traps! The most we've ever done is one at a time...But four?! Well, that's incredible!
The mom, however, wishes YOUR mom many trap-free days and weeks to come. :-P
As we had just eaten a hearty dinner each we are pleased you didn't show us any of your traps!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Yech ...we leave our fair amount of those for our beans too.
Cats of wildcat woods
Good job! We do that too! And we know when we catch Daddy coz we'll hear him go AAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
Great job, sweet Admiral! That is so thoughtful and clever of you to leave those traps! We sure hope your tummy is felling better.
Oh rats, I wanted to see pictures of your thoughtfully laid out booby traps!
ps: I hope your tummy feels okay today.
Obviously is worked sweet Admiral, you didn't mention not one introoder attempting entry!
Wow, Admiral - I just BET you were hungry after all that hard work you did last night!
Well now that was a trap I had no idea worked so well. But I can see how it would. Hope it didn't upset Mom too much.
he he- Admiral - good job. You really made mom sit up and take notice. At least it kept the intruders away.
You are very talented indeed, Admiral! What genius to come up with 'sabotage by bomit'! It certainly would act as a very slippurry deterrent.
Very clever indeed, Miss Admiral! My great aunt and uncle's Himmy, Arthur, laid a similar trap on the (tile) stairs some years ago. Unfortunately, it was my great aunt (and not an intruder) who slipped on the vomit-trap, fell down, and broke her wrist. So it's a good thing your mom saw the traps before she stepped in them!
Four bomits!!!! You are one class act, Admiral >^,.^<
Excellent traps, Admiral, but we hope you did not deplete your energy too much creating them!
Purrs,
The Chans
Well Miss Admiral, you obviously worked very hard at protecting your Mom. We are very upset with ther for not taking pictures of all your hard work. It isn't like she has to share them with us, but she could keep them for posterity!
Your commitment to safety is excellent as those bomit traps were carefully laid out so that any introoder would have to be light on their feet to miss it.
LOL Bomit traps.. so thats what they are!
I bet you said what Myst said yesterday
"I feel better mommy, what's for dinner?"
Admiral that WAS extremely clever but I am hoping too that you are ok. Dakota threw up all night last night. We took him to the vet today and still aren't quite sure what was wrong.
xoxoxo
Wow, Admiral, that is going above and beyond the call of duty! Well done, sweet girl! Kit and I do that too, but we don't plan ours out nearly so well.
You are beautiful and clever Admiral! It's probably pretty smart not to show your introoder traps so no other kitty copies your technique! We hope you are feeling okay today!
4 piles of bomit?? Appropriately placed?? Admiral, we are impressed!!
Impressive Miss Admiral !!!
Proud of you
Hugs ( always made excuse and hug you..tee hee )
xoxo
Four bomitz? Wow--that *is* impressive. I sometimes string out my bomiting in a trail through the house, but I don't think I've ever managed FOUR in separate locations!
I'm very happy you ate such a good breakfast though--you must have been rather....depleted.
Will you come by later? The Human has to start back to work tomorrow and I need some soothing.
Sweet Admiral, you are indeed a very clever girl. When Mom hears me yak during the night, she uses her cell phone looking for traps, on the way to the little room.mol. Glad you're eating good after the traps.
xoxo Kassey
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