Thursday, May 5, 2011

Sorta Fatty Friday


Just pretend this is Friday as I am getting it out early since mom didn't bother herself to help me toDAY!!! Just because she was waiting on the C-o-m-c-a-s-t man and just because the modem was not doing well I do not see that as a valid excuse and I think she should have written it out by hand and stuck it to the cable line with tape and sent it out that way. But did she? Nooooooo. So I have to claw it out myself. She got that box out again and caught me a few minutes ago relaxing, in my catloaf position after having a small snack. She wants to showcase what she calls my rounded figure. She said just running her hands over my beautiful self she can tell I have gained a significant amount of weight. This coming Monday will be two weeks since I got started with my "treats".

Here I am. She insulted me and said she'd need her wide angle lens before long and was I going to take up wrestling? I told her to find out some morning long about 0300 hrs. (when I get in there with her and we have a friendly tussle!)


35 comments:

Mr Puddy said...

You gained a significant amount of weight !
Did I heard it right ?
Fabulous Admiral !!!!
You make it , Baby !!!
Hooray !!!! Well done grrl : )
I'm so proud of you
xoxo

Stacy Hurt said...

*gasp* She NEVER??!!!

Oh Ms. Admiral I hope you wait till she's had lots to drink afore bed; then as you say at 3am you do the 'pounce the ounce' right outta her!

Then you ask her as she's heading to the litterbox room 'HEY? Who needs the wide angle now?"

MOL

That'd do it!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Pandafur said...

Your curvy secksy cuddully figyure iz purrfexion an Iz duzn't wanna be meen but your mommy mite be jellus!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Well I think you're beautiful sweet Admiral...at any angle!

BeadedTail said...

We think your rounded figure is purrfect Admiral! We bet your mom does too at 0300 hrs so be sure to wake her up then to see what she says then double check her answer at 0400 hrs too.

Unknown said...

Dear Admiral Hestorb,
Kozmo thinks yous looks fabulous. When me told him yous had posted tonight he was exstatic and runned over to see!
Me thinks yous looks great too.
Kisses
Nellie

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

My dear, you're such a lovely cat loaf and I bet your mummy is SO happy to see you plump and bootiful.

The Island Cats said...

We think you are looking really good, Admiral!!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Paws up, Admiral! You are looking great.

PAWSVolunteer said...

Oh Admiral...Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes...:)

Gigi said...

Darling, You KNOW I lubz my Ladycats curvaceous ;-)

Beth said...

Admiral dear, I am so happy that you have gained some weight. I wish I could say the same about me.

xoxo

Michiko Johnson said...

Hi Admiral,
Hopefully continuity you have put on weight and
back to normal healthy Kitty again.
xoxoox

Mariodacat said...

he he - Admiral, if you keep up eating as well as you have been, you'll be put on a D.i.e.t. (shh - it's an awful bad word). Wouldn't it be nice to have that problem for a few weeks! SMOOCH for eating so well. We are just so happy that you are packing the pounds on.

Whisppy said...

What a delicious catloaf you are, Admiral! I love my lady curvy. :)

Love, Boomerang

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Fabulous! You look FABULOUS, Admiral!

It's amazing how lacking in the true spirit of enterprise our people sometimes can be!

Purrs,
The Chans

The J-Cats said...

We think you look just purr-fect, Admiral.
But then - you always do :-)

meowmeowmans said...

Sweet Admiral, we think you look great. :) That added weight means you have been eating all your fuds (and we love that!). Hugs to you and Mommy!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Congratulations on getting more cuddly with all those noms you have been eating.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Random Felines said...

We are glad you are feeling so much better and back to being more feisty!!! :)

Katnip Lounge said...

One word from Rupert: RUBENESQUE!

ooh la la!

Athena said...

Oh Admiral, you look so good! Congratulations on putting on weight!

Tia and Millie said...

Admiral, she really said that? And you didn't thwap her with claws? Man, you must really love that people a lot to put up with such slander! Just keep reminding her that the more poulds you pack on, the more of you there is for her to smoosh! Bet she won't have a comeback for that.

Love

Tia

Angel Simba said...

Yeah wrestle her out of bed at 0300 for breakfast. That will teach her to poke fun at your girth! I bet she is dancing the happy dance about it, actually.

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Its the best news that you have gained some weight and I am yaying very loudly.. Keep it up.. Hugs GJ xx

Anonymous said...

Oh, sweet Admiral you are looking mighty fine to us. We are so glad to hear you have gained weight. Good going!! Hugs and nose kisses

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miss Admiral
We think you look absolutely purrfect!
But we are so glad to see that you are still enjoying your "treats"!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

Daniela said...

Admiral, did you tell mommy that you WERE in shape. Round is a shape right? I think you look fantastic..xoxo

If mommy insults you again, just hack up a nice hairball on her favorite chair. That'll teach her..hehe

xoxo
Homer

dellgirl said...

Awwwwww, sweet Admiral you are so so cute. You look good just the way you are. Mommie loves you just the way you are too.

Hope you and Mommie have a great time on Mother's Day, tell her Happy Mother's Day from me.

Lisa said...

Too cute and so happy she is picking up.

Lisa said...

Have a Purrrrrfect Mothers Day.

lupie said...

Admiral Jia-Jia,

Only more of you to love...
SpiderMeow loves you!!

Love, SpiderMeow

Seth@ChaosHQ's said...

As long as you never eat more than you can lift, you are doing fine and you are looking great!

Daisy said...

Admiral, I think you have a very beautiful figure!

Seth@ChaosHQ's said...

Ms. Admiral ... did you wish your humanoid momma a 'Happy Mother's Day'???

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