Boy I had a hard time getting mom up this morning. It's not like I didn't allow myself time..I did. Goodness, I started at 4 in the morning! How much time does she need, for goodness sake?
I did the polite thing and called her from the bathroom and then, from the hallway. She ignored me if you can believe that! She did. I wish I had a witness to this shabby treatment. Oh, I know she was awake as I made sure to blow my meow horn loud enough. I heard her tiny rustles as she tried-- HA!-- to keep her turning over to find a cool place, quiet. I hear EVERYTHING!
So I came into bed with her..she had to love on me a little but she fell back asleep no less a thing, right there in front of me! The nerve! So, I jumped down and re-started the entire process again. Same results! I am going to file a cat suit against her if this keeps up. How rude!
Finally I made her get up at 6am and...like I didn't TRY to tell her, my bowl was mostly empty! I like that new sensitive tummy S****** D***t food and ate it all but a few pieces. So she dished out the F***y F***t wet food and refreshed my dry food..I ate like the baby she once found in the parking lot of a grocery store..starved! That'll teach her a lesson! I'm taking a BIG nap on my full tummy RIGHT now!! Too bad SHE has to wait till tonight!
9 comments:
Admiral, Admiral, Admiral. You should let mommy sleep in once in awhile.
I hope you both have a good day.
You gotta train your mom a little better, Admiral. No more of this falling back to sleep stuff when you are hungry!!
Oh dear Admiral. Mommy needs her sleep so she can take good care of you.
"Blow your meow horn"...
oh.
my.
Cod!
That is too funny! We know exactly what horn that is; not the pathetic piccolo peep or the melodious musical mew...We just never had a name for it before.
Now we do!
heh heh
Admiral, I know our Moms needs sleep too, but don't we come first? If my Mom doesn't wake up when I need her, I swallow my dry food whole that's left in my bowl, then I leave her a glob of food to clean.I don't care what time it is, I want company at mealtime. You and Mom have a good day, Kassey
That "blow your meow horn" cracked me up, too!
So Admiral...You are the first follower of Blog Quest @ Google McDoodle.
I will leave some cat-nip under your pillow and some chocolate treats under your servants pillow.
We are all fully aware that to your servants heart is through your leadership.
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Doesn't everyone have to obey an Admiral? I say, put your Mom in the Brig! Oh, wait...who will feed you then? Never mind.
hahahaha, Admiral, your post made me laugh.
Harley is very demanding in the mornings too, always meowing as loud as he can to get my attention. Of course, I ignore him until at least 6 o' clock too, because we wouldn't want him making a habit of this now, would we?
You look very peaceful, sleeping off your meal. Haha. Have a brilliant day.
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